How English Are You?

Two Pakistan friends arrive in England.They are told to integrate. One goes south,the other north. They meet a year later.

1st Friend: I am now English.I love dogs;I drink and vomit on the street.I hate blacks;Poles;Catholics; Muslims and Haggis.And we won the world cup in 1966.

How English are you?

2nd Friend:Fcuk off you Paki.


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