1976. A Park in Bradford. A white boy comes up to me.
White boy: Do you speak Paki?
Me: You’re having me on, aren’t you?
White Boy: Go on, say something.Me: Piss off you ignorant twat.
2016. A Park in Manchester. A white boy comes up to my son:
White boy: Do you speak Muslim?
My son: You’re pulling me leg, aren’t you?
White boy: Say something will you?
My son: C4c4boomboom.